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How to Paint a House Right™

I'm John Burbidge — a painter with 15 years of hands-on experience. I built this site in 2011 to give everyday homeowners the same practical knowledge I use on the job. No fluff, no guesswork. Just clear, step-by-step guidance so you can get professional results on your own house.

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The Book

Watching Paint Dry

by John Burbidge

John Burbidge has aimed his brush, roller, and spray gun at everything from ritzy mansions to trashy trailers. He’s gone underground to paint sewage-treatment plants and risked death to paint factory ceilings. He has no doubt inhaled enough noxious dust and paint fumes to shorten his life. But he’s not dead yet. And the captivating characters he has encountered along the way have more than offset the toils of painting for a living. Ex-cons, addicts, drifting college grads, even a guy with a hole in his head—that’s your typical paint crew, bonded only by the fact that they’re caught in a job society thinks is for simpletons. In Watching Paint Dry, John Burbidge scrapes beneath the surface of painting’s reputation for monotony while intimately portraying the men and women who craft the backdrop to our civilization. "Informative, funny, and sometimes heartbreaking . . . this is a book you will want to recommend to everyone you know." --Sharon Barrett, Chicago Sun-Times book critic for 28 years

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John Burbidge in paint-splattered work clothes holding an airless paint sprayer

Meet John

I'm John Burbidge — a painter with 15 years of hands-on experience painting houses inside and out. I started this site in 2011 because I kept seeing homeowners make the same avoidable mistakes, and I wanted to give them the same practical knowledge I use on the job.

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The tape John uses on every job. Holds a clean line, peels off without pulling paint, and works on most surfaces.

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